"Welcome to Beat Yo Face: The Ruby Eyeshadow! The three hosts have searched far and wide and have found 14 queens to compete. So lets take a look at the 14 queens wanting to snatch the crown!"
"For your first challenge, we want you to create a square for Step It Up by the one and only RuPaul! Gentlemen… start your engines, and may the best woman… WIN!"
HoWaffles: "Oh my goodness, I am so excited for the rest of the challenges!"
Gingica: "Yes ’cause you’ll flop."
HoWaffles: "[censored] off Diarrhea at least I don't sell my body for looks."
Gingica: "Some [censored] is getting salty."
Topaz: "All I have is YES! The coach and background fits the song, you look sexy and modern. The song serves neon to me and it’s certainly a stand out. This might be history repeating itself."
Oreo: "I’m not too sure how this square fits with the theme of Step It Up, since it is a poppy song and the square just gives off a robotic vibe. However, the fembot concept was definitely well-executed, so I have to give you props for that, mawma."
Paris: "Your square was a bit… eh. You didn't really stand out to me this week, and as Oreo mentioned, using a complete Drag Race look knocks it down for me."
"Primadonna Girl and Bebe Lareen, unfortunately, we cannot let your inability to commit slide. The both of you have disappointed us…"
"We hope this double sashay has served as a wake-up call for each and every one of you, because we didn’t bring y’all here to play, we brought y’all here to slay. Keep on slaying, and keep on your toes, henny!"
"Oh, and there’s one itty bitty thing left to do."
(on the phone) "Backup Drag Queens, do you have a Drag Queen for us today? Oh, great, can we have one for our competition? We will be down there in a momentarily to fetch her. Thank you!
(on the phone) "America’s Next Top Sweatshop, do you have an employee for hire today? Oh, that’s wonderful! We will be down there to fetch her. Thank you, America’s Next Top Sweatshop!"
[Queens are shaken]
Via: (confessional) Obviously at this point, the queens are all shook. What in the hell is happening?
Gingica: (confessional) NO MO’ H0S!
Hosts: Due to the results of this week's elimination, we will be introducing two queens... into the competition!
Hosts: Everyone, please say welcome to our two new queens!
Welcome, Camille Déesse-Féminine and Falco Blac! We all have high expectations now that you have entered the competition. In case any of you didn't know, these two queens were originally cut from the show due to full applications. Now, they are back and able to show their capabilities!
Camille: (confessional) Yep, that's right. I'm here! Weren't expecting this, were you?
Eileen: Welcome back, ladies! How does it feel to be in the competition at last?
Camille: It feels fantastic! I didn't know how to feel when I was cut, but now I'm back, it doesn't matter!
Falco: Now that I'm back, I can finally show you what I can do!
(confessional) As the drag daughter of Kimora Blac, I feel that I need to fulfill her legacy and go all out and sl*tty.
Via: [groans silently]
(confessional) I'm going to be honest... I am not excited for Falco to be back. She's just going to flop the competition like she did last time, and it won't be cute.
JDQween: (confessional) I am SHOCKED. First a double elimination and now a new queen? Consider my wig snatched, henny!
Hosts: After last week's first challenge and disastrous elimination, we decided to bring back two former contestants to stir up the competition! Are y'all gagged?
Anyways, for this week's challenge, the theme is... an LGBTQ+ parade, in the form of a dancing challenge! You will select one playlist containing these iconic gay anthems present in the series, ranging from Just Dance 4 to Just Dance 2017, along with a bonus Just Dance Unlimited playlist. Here are the anthems you may choose from.
|Game||Song 1||Song 2||Song 3|
|Just Dance 4|
|Just Dance 2014|
|Just Dance 2015|
|Just Dance 2016|
|Just Dance 2017|
|Just Dance Unlimited|
You have 48 hours to complete your playlist. You must submit three separate pictures of the television screen (or screenshot if you are playing on PC) showing your score; the high-score screen does not count. Good luck, and don't f**k it up!
Via: (confessional) That DonutLikeMe [censored] eliminated me in season 1 even though I had a great outfit and slayed the dancing challenge that week. This season I’m gonna slay to rub it in her face.
[The queens start rehearsing their songs]
Via: Ok so who do you think is gonna be the dancing queen of this season? Last season's was AmyNo iSaid.
[everyone ignores Via]
Via: (confessional) Everyone is literally being so rude right now.
HoWaffles: Wherever I Go on PS4 is actually [censored] hell it is IMPOSSIBLE to get a perfect.
Maria: Same, like wtf.
Via: Everyone ignoring me.
Eileen: Lol I own a Xbox One, Wii U and PS4, I don’t play JD on PS4.
Via: ok werk.
Maria: I’m going to be the dancing queen this season.
Via: (confessional) Really queen?
Queen of Snakes: (confessional) I feel like the last challenge was a bad one. The judges didn't seem impressed and all I got was safe. Today, I worked my ass off. Hopefully the other girls’ legs are wooden (like Oreo’s) ;)
[Queen of Snakes heads off to practice, when she sprains her leg]
Queen of Snakes: Oh my god ouch.
Queen of Snakes: (confessional) Drag is hard. It really is. But I’m not going to give up, I want to show that I can play in the big leagues.
Falco: This challenge is going to be fun.
(confessional) I’m trained in performance, and I am prepared to slay the challenge. This first impression is important and I need to show I’m not a filler queen. There are some ugly girls who seem to be more focused on stoning their dresses this season… they can be the filler queens.
Camille: Can you help me with my pirouette?
Falco: What’s a pirouette? Girl, I don’t speak French!
Camille: (confessional) I don’t know if Falco is acting or if he really doesn’t know, but I’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt.
Camille: Help me spin while I’m tiptoeing.
Falco: Um… Maybe later.
Camille: (confessional) [side-eye]
Welcome to the main stage of Beat Yo Face: The Ruby Eyeshadow! Hope we are feeling the rainbow up in here?
Tonight, we got our contestants to put their best foot forward as they danced to some of the most iconic gay anthems of our time!
Well, the ladies have danced, and we have our results.
Ladies, if you hear your name, please step forward.
You ladies, represent the best and the worst dancers of the week.
The rest of you may head to the back of the stage.
HoWaffles, you really Dropped the Mambo with your dancing skills, you are… safe.
Scrimp, last week you were reaching high, but this week, you fell low. I’m sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination.
Eileen McBride, your dancing skills were certainly not Miss Understood.
Maria La Rozza, we’re not lying - you were unstoppable this time.
Eileen McBride... Condragulations, you are the winner of this week’s challenge.
[Maria flashes a stinkeye]
For winning this week’s challenge, you will receive immunity for the next episode.
Eileen: (confessional) I'm STOKED that I won the challenge! I think this bodes very well for me to make it deep into this game!
[Maria and Eileen leave the stage]
Falco Blac, you were Born This Way and obviously, dancing mustn’t be your strong point.
Camille… oy vey. This week, we did not love your score of “love”.
Falco Blac, you are safe. Also, Miss Blac, we brought you back for a reason, remember that. You may leave the stage.
Camille, I’m sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination.
Two queens stand before us.
This week, you were told to create a menu square for CeCe Peniston’s Finally.
Ladies, this is your last chance to impress us, and save yourselves from elimination.
Let's take a look at Camille's creation.
Unfortunately, Scrimp did not submit a square.
Alright, the judges have made our decision.
[Camille breathes a sigh of relief steps to the back of the stage]
Know that you are fierce and talented. Now...
Scrimp: Thank you so much for this opportunity.
Hosts: Another queen goes, and now we have our Terrific Twelve.
Now, if you can’t love yo’self, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can we get an amen up in here?
Now, let the music play!